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swaos Arachnid
Least Corrupt Governments: 1,471stMost Inclusive: 1,695thMost Pacifist: 1,983rd
The Federation of
Left-wing Utopia
Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Kaisomir

Population8.378 billion

CapitalMesney
LeaderArachnid

CurrencyEuro
AnimalGrey Goose

The Federation of Kaisomir is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Arachnid with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.378 billion Kaisomirians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesney. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaisomirian economy, worth a remarkable 1,259 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 150,383 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The endangered saltwater humpback Grey Goose is only seen in captivity programs, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, children are raised bilingual from an early age, and unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims. Crime is totally unknown. Kaisomir's national animal is the Grey Goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kaisomir is ranked 142,793rd in the world and 2nd in TheBoys for Most Stationary, with 192.5465087146 days.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 1,471stMost Inclusive: 1,695thMost Pacifist: 1,983rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,993rdLargest Welfare Programs: 2,030thNicest Citizens: 2,060thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,077thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,651stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,878thHighest Food Quality: 2,889thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 3,418thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,625thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,027thBest Weather: 4,194thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,560thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,831stMost Developed: 5,181stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,171stSmartest Citizens: 6,425thMost Cultured: 6,550thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,670thSafest: 7,041stLongest Average Lifespans: 7,060thLargest Governments: 7,091stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,131stHighest Poor Incomes: 8,925thHealthiest Citizens: 9,095thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,542ndLargest Publishing Industry: 9,865thMost Secular: 10,587thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 15,334thLowest Crime Rates: 18,199thNudest: 18,419thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,516thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,891stMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,934thHighest Average Incomes: 22,084thHighest Economic Output: 22,268thMost Influential: 25,439thHighest Drug Use: 25,849thMost Income Equality: 27,873rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kaisomir, unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaisomir, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaisomir, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaisomir, the endangered saltwater humpback Grey Goose is only seen in captivity programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaisomir, both vegetables and viruses are often smuggled across the border.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaisomir, sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaisomir, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaisomir, the nation's infamous rickshaw ambulances often double as hearses.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaisomir, Kaisomirian diplomacy is by the book.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaisomir, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery.

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