Population | 8.378 billion |
Capital | Mesney |
Leader | Arachnid |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Grey Goose |
The Federation of Kaisomir is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Arachnid with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.378 billion Kaisomirians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesney. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Kaisomirian economy, worth a remarkable 1,259 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 150,383 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The endangered saltwater humpback Grey Goose is only seen in captivity programs, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, children are raised bilingual from an early age, and unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims. Crime is totally unknown. Kaisomir's national animal is the Grey Goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Kaisomir is ranked 142,793rd in the world and 2nd in TheBoys for Most Stationary, with 192.5465087146 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kaisomir, unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims.
- : Following new legislation in Kaisomir, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
- : Following new legislation in Kaisomir, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu.
- : Following new legislation in Kaisomir, the endangered saltwater humpback Grey Goose is only seen in captivity programs.
- : Following new legislation in Kaisomir, both vegetables and viruses are often smuggled across the border.
- : Following new legislation in Kaisomir, sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer.
- : Following new legislation in Kaisomir, every week is blindness awareness week.
- : Following new legislation in Kaisomir, the nation's infamous rickshaw ambulances often double as hearses.
- : Following new legislation in Kaisomir, Kaisomirian diplomacy is by the book.
- : Following new legislation in Kaisomir, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery.