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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 9thMost Stationary: 316thMost Valuable International Artwork: 317th
The Free Land of
Left-wing Utopia
Influence
Hermit
Founder
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Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Kaiserestland

Population32.174 billion

CapitalValgaville

CurrencyKaiser Kroon
AnimalBison

The Free Land of Kaiserestland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its public floggings, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.174 billion Kaiserestlanders are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valgaville. The average income tax rate is 52.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kaiserestlandic economy, worth a remarkable 5,210 trillion Kaiser Kroons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,953 Kaiser Kroons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, and pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kaiserestland's national animal is the Bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kaiserestland is ranked 316th in the world and 1st in Aquarama for Most Stationary, with 5,231.6633184 Days.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 9thMost Stationary: 316thMost Valuable International Artwork: 317thLargest Publishing Industry: 391stLeast Corrupt Governments: 620thHealthiest Citizens: 1,041stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,293rdLargest Populations: 1,407thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,511thHighest Economic Output: 1,607thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,674thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2,081stBest Weather: 2,144thSmartest Citizens: 2,707thNicest Citizens: 2,885thMost Developed: 3,071stSafest: 3,557thMost Pacifist: 3,827thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,979thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,984thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,421stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,628thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,127thMost Influential: 5,483rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,583rdMost Cultured: 6,617thLowest Crime Rates: 7,032ndMost Beautiful Environments: 7,182ndMost Secular: 8,396thMost Inclusive: 8,849thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,941stTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 10,983rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,725thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,853rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,868thLargest Governments: 14,406thNudest: 15,495thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,480th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kaiserestland, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaiserestland, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaiserestland, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaiserestland, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu.
  • : Kaiserestland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaiserestland, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaiserestland, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : Kaiserestland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive and Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaiserestland, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaiserestland, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Kaiserestland.

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