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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 11thMost Stationary: 308thLargest Publishing Industry: 408th
The Free Land of
Left-wing Utopia
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Kaiserestland

Population33.188 billion

CapitalValgaville

CurrencyKaiser Kroon
AnimalBison

The Free Land of Kaiserestland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.188 billion Kaiserestlanders are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valgaville. The average income tax rate is 53.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kaiserestlandic economy, worth a remarkable 5,376 trillion Kaiser Kroons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,000 Kaiser Kroons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice, being Leader has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, the revelation that people were sexist in the past is apparently front page news, and the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kaiserestland's national animal is the Bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kaiserestland is ranked 213,141st in the world and 1st in Aquarama for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -12.37 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 11thMost Stationary: 308thLargest Publishing Industry: 408thLeast Corrupt Governments: 647thHealthiest Citizens: 1,069thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,296thLargest Populations: 1,408thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,565thHighest Economic Output: 1,630thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,634thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,784thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,170thTop
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Best Weather: 2,278thSmartest Citizens: 2,782ndNicest Citizens: 2,926thMost Developed: 3,156thSafest: 3,586thMost Pacifist: 3,873rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,114thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,120thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,575thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,418thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,859thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,881stMost Influential: 6,267thMost Cultured: 6,786thLowest Crime Rates: 7,162ndMost Beautiful Environments: 7,654thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,888thMost Inclusive: 9,177thMost Secular: 9,353rdHighest Average Incomes: 11,162ndTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 11,980thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,321stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,854thLargest Governments: 14,843rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,633rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kaiserestland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Kaiserestland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaiserestland, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaiserestland, the revelation that people were sexist in the past is apparently front page news.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaiserestland, being Leader has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.
  • : Kaiserestland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaiserestland, the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaiserestland, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Kaiserestlandic justice.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaiserestland, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaiserestland, war vets look after war animals.

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