Population | 17.182 billion |
Capital | Crystal Tokyo |
Leader | Kaguya Houraisan |
Faith | Houraisan |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Usagi |
The Mini Moon Princess of KaguyaHime is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kaguya Houraisan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.182 billion mini moon princesses are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crystal Tokyo. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The enormous but inefficient mini moon princess economy, worth a remarkable 1,234 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 71,840 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall, any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering, the might of the entire mini moon princess Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, and one of the nation's leading exports is empty platitudes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KaguyaHime's national animal is the Usagi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Houraisan.
KaguyaHime is ranked 6,939th in the world and 4th in The Moon for Most Stationary, with 2,812.52912359132 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in KaguyaHime, one of the nation's leading exports is empty platitudes.
- : Following new legislation in KaguyaHime, the might of the entire mini moon princess Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.
- : Following new legislation in KaguyaHime, any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering.
- : Following new legislation in KaguyaHime, fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall.
- : Following new legislation in KaguyaHime, the big red machine has ground to a halt.
- : Following new legislation in KaguyaHime, aides are afraid to ask if Kaguya Houraisan wants a cup of tea or coffee.
- : Following new legislation in KaguyaHime, they who do not work shall not eat.
- : KaguyaHime lodged a message on the The Moon Regional Message Board.
- : KaguyaHime's influence in The Moon fell from "Instigator" to "Contender".
- : KaguyaHime's influence in The Moon rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".