The Empire of Kaedn is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 2.313 billion Kaednians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 88.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kaednian economy, worth 236 trillion baht a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,429 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists avoid using the nation's bugged phones and monitored internet, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, there's a politician called Male Infant Matei, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaedn's national animal is the bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kaedn is ranked 91,391^st in the world and 51^st in Lone Wolves United for Most Influential, scoring 309 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.