The Prodigious Musician of Kachikawawa is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Monsieur Practice with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.279 billion Kachikawawans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pagalingling. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kachikawawan economy, worth 505 trillion Guardivaris a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 118,188 Guardivaris, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans, and ancient antique swords have had their blades replaced with latex boffer LARP replicas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kachikawawa's national animal is the snoring hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is y'all need Jesus.

Kachikawawa is ranked 13,659^th in the world and 235^th in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,167.33 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.