Long Live The Dictator Joseph Solkov
Most Patriotic: 1,102ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,086thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,645th
The Empire of
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Population2.025 billion

LeaderJoseph Solkov
FaithOrthodox Christianity


The Empire of Kaascar is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Joseph Solkov with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.025 billion Askians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maural. The average income tax rate is 83.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kaascarian economy, worth 316 trillion Talans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 156,472 Talans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, bilingual Askians are viewed with suspicion, and foreign lack of enthusiasm for Kaascarian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaascar's national animal is the Scorpion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Kaascar is ranked 129,686th in the world and 46th in The Internationale for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 835.11 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Patriotic: 1,102ndTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,086thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,645thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,777thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,766thMost Conservative: 5,602ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,700thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,713thMost Authoritarian: 5,905thLowest Crime Rates: 6,442ndMost Devout: 6,810thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,394thLargest Mining Sector: 10,183rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,454thLargest Governments: 11,609thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,823rdTop
Highest Average Incomes: 13,859thLargest Black Market: 16,402ndMost Subsidized Industry: 20,511thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,577thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,928thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,855thMost Efficient Economies: 24,998thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,639th
Most Conservative: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 11th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15th in the region

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