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We uwu and owo everyone Big owo
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,270thHealthiest Citizens: 3,795thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,069th
The United States of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Kaanstan

Population8.417 billion

CapitalKaanstanbul
LeaderBig owo
FaithFetishism

Currencyowomium
AnimalGolden Slain

The United States of Kaanstan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Big owo with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 8.417 billion Kaanstanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaanstanbul. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kaanstanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,021 trillion owomiums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 121,342 owomiums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-owomium mansions, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, and citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaanstan's national animal is the Golden Slain, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fetishism.

Kaanstan is ranked 156,416th in the world and 2,967th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 138.16989073788 days.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,270thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 3,795thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,069thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,217thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,416thNicest Citizens: 5,677thMost Inclusive: 5,685thBest Weather: 5,943rdHighest Food Quality: 6,793rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,446thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,150thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,830thSafest: 8,891stMost Developed: 9,611thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,734thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,547thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,760thMost Pacifist: 10,946thSmartest Citizens: 11,020thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,548thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,469thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,630thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,734thTop
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Most Cultured: 15,179thMost Secular: 16,230thLowest Crime Rates: 17,033rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,923rdHighest Poor Incomes: 18,049thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,244thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,219thLargest Governments: 26,863rdMost Advanced Public Education: 28,227thHighest Economic Output: 29,402nd
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 94th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 157th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 250th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 263rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 271st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 278th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 291st in the regionNicest Citizens: 297th in the regionBest Weather: 299th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 327th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 387th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 395th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 489th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 516th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 518th in the regionSafest: 536th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 564th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 594th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 600th in the regionMost Pacifist: 646th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 661st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 805th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 819th in the regionMost Cultured: 848th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 864th in the regionMost Secular: 932nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kaanstan, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaanstan, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaanstan, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-owomium mansions.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaanstan, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Kaanstan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
  • : Following new legislation in Kaanstan, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaanstan, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaanstan, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaanstan, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaanstan, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 2 » Arkadia Universalis and Dragonian Alliance.

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