Population | 8.417 billion |
Capital | Kaanstanbul |
Leader | Big owo |
Faith | Fetishism |
Currency | owomium |
Animal | Golden Slain |
The United States of Kaanstan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Big owo with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 8.417 billion Kaanstanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaanstanbul. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Kaanstanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,021 trillion owomiums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 121,342 owomiums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-owomium mansions, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, and citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaanstan's national animal is the Golden Slain, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fetishism.
Kaanstan is ranked 156,416th in the world and 2,967th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 138.16989073788 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kaanstan, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers.
- : Following new legislation in Kaanstan, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
- : Following new legislation in Kaanstan, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-owomium mansions.
- : Following new legislation in Kaanstan, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
- : Kaanstan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Following new legislation in Kaanstan, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Kaanstan, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee.
- : Following new legislation in Kaanstan, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee.
- : Following new legislation in Kaanstan, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance.
- : Following new legislation in Kaanstan, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 2 » Arkadia Universalis and Dragonian Alliance.