The ⛄❄️Winter Wonderland⛄❄️ of Ka Ching is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mike The Big Money with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 2.206 billion Ka Chingians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Defense and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Northern Liloy. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Ka Chingian economy, worth 450 trillion OSU Snowflakes ₴❄️s a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 204,215 OSU Snowflakes ₴❄️s, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,558,403 per year while the poor average 7,337, a ratio of 212 to 1.

Wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, and common misteaks slip threw as the Issues Editing Team adds issues by the hundread (Ka Ching has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ka Ching's national animal is the Green Monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Order of the Money.

Ka Ching is ranked 170,303^rd in the world and 8,946^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -15.17 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.