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Money can't buy happiness but it can buy nutella Ceo Satya Nutella
Rudest Citizens: 162ndMost Armed: 199thLargest Retail Industry: 233rd
The Christmas Nutella Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Ka Ching

Population5.159 billion

CapitalNorthern Liloy
LeaderCeo Satya Nutella
FaithOrder of the Money

CurrencyNutella sweetened hazelnut cocoa spread
AnimalGreen Monkey

The Christmas Nutella Republic of Ka Ching is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ceo Satya Nutella with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 5.159 billion Ka Chingians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense and Education are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Northern Liloy. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ka Chingian economy, worth a remarkable 1,606 trillion Nutella sweetened hazelnut cocoa spreads a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 311,463 Nutella sweetened hazelnut cocoa spreads, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,848,268 per year while the poor average 3,696, a ratio of 770 to 1.

Policy reversals are more often graceful demi-détournés than u-turns, a rash of recently-elected candidates have begun to push Bigtopia-friendly policies, students in Ka Ching's schools rarely attend their classes, and commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ka Ching's national animal is the Green Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Order of the Money.

Ka Ching is ranked 208,319th in the world and 965th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 2.35 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Rudest Citizens: 162ndMost Armed: 199thLargest Retail Industry: 233rdHighest Crime Rates: 247thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 263rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 300thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 365thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 372ndFattest Citizens: 381stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 549thMost Efficient Economies: 553rdLargest Gambling Industry: 557thHighest Disposable Incomes: 590thMost Avoided: 656thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,341stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,341stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,544thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,640thHighest Average Incomes: 1,744thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,764thMost Pro-Market: 1,991stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,071stTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,402ndLargest Insurance Industry: 2,571stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,671stLargest Mining Sector: 2,811thMost Secular: 3,341stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,706thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,032ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,148thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,313thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,522ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,576thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,632ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,451stLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,240thMost Cultured: 8,708thHighest Economic Output: 9,689thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 14,121stHighest Drug Use: 16,113thLargest Governments: 16,478thLargest Black Market: 17,579thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,812th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 15th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 27th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 31st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 37th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 37th in the regionLargest Black Market: 48th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 63rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 63rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 75th in the regionMost Secular: 77th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ka Ching, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies.
  • : Following new legislation in Ka Ching, students in Ka Ching's schools rarely attend their classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Ka Ching, a rash of recently-elected candidates have begun to push Bigtopia-friendly policies.
  • : Following new legislation in Ka Ching, policy reversals are more often graceful demi-détournés than u-turns.
  • : Following new legislation in Ka Ching, most pop videos prominently feature the Ka Chingian flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Ka Ching, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.
  • : Following new legislation in Ka Ching, the opposition leader's credibility has been undermined by constant attention drawn to a dodgy toupee.
  • : Following new legislation in Ka Ching, Ceo Satya Nutella's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Ka Ching, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
  • : Following new legislation in Ka Ching, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association.

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