The Christmas Nutella Republic of Ka Ching is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ceo Satya Nutella with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 5.159 billion Ka Chingians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense and Education are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Northern Liloy. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ka Chingian economy, worth a remarkable 1,606 trillion Nutella sweetened hazelnut cocoa spreads a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 311,463 Nutella sweetened hazelnut cocoa spreads, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,848,268 per year while the poor average 3,696, a ratio of 770 to 1.

Policy reversals are more often graceful demi-détournés than u-turns, a rash of recently-elected candidates have begun to push Bigtopia-friendly policies, students in Ka Ching's schools rarely attend their classes, and commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ka Ching's national animal is the Green Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Order of the Money.

Ka Ching is ranked 208,319^th in the world and 965^th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 2.35 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.