The Gray Corporate State of Ka Ching is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by CEO John Bigmine with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.577 billion Ka Chingians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Defense and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Northern Liloy. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ka Chingian economy, worth 576 trillion OSU Snowflakes ₴❄️s a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 223,548 OSU Snowflakes ₴❄️s, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,773,370 per year while the poor average 6,796, a ratio of 260 to 1.

A stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal, the fattest folk in Ka Ching look to be the happiest ones, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, and the national security service are a bunch of crooks. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ka Ching's national animal is the Green Monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Order of the Money.

Ka Ching is ranked 34,276^th in the world and 1,882^nd in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 116.56 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.