Population | 5.05 billion |
Capital | Kefflestadten |
Leader | Gunar Liepiņs |
Faith | Jutterism |
Currency | Jutterin Pound |
Animal | Eurasian Black Bear |
The Socialist Monarchy of Jutterland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Gunar Liepiņs with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.05 billion Jutterins are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kefflestadten. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Jutterin economy, worth 862 trillion Jutterin Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 170,750 Jutterin Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Gunar Liepiņs's stash", "Gunar Liepiņs got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, and government expenses are beyond compare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jutterland's national animal is the Eurasian Black Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Jutterism.
Jutterland is ranked 57,866th in the world and 116th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 785.0998100358 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Jutterland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Jutterland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Following new legislation in Jutterland, government expenses are beyond compare.
- : Following new legislation in Jutterland, "Gunar Liepiņs got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom.
- : Following new legislation in Jutterland, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Gunar Liepiņs's stash".
- : Following new legislation in Jutterland, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts.
- : Following new legislation in Jutterland, it is said that a Jutterin woman's work is never done.
- : Jutterland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified.
- : Jutterland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Jutterland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and Longest Average Lifespans.