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Vivat communistarum suppeditant Gunar Liepiņs
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,815thMost Patriotic: 3,403rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,188th
The Socialist Monarchy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Jutterland

Population5.05 billion

CapitalKefflestadten
LeaderGunar Liepiņs
FaithJutterism

CurrencyJutterin Pound
AnimalEurasian Black Bear

The Socialist Monarchy of Jutterland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Gunar Liepiņs with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.05 billion Jutterins are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kefflestadten. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jutterin economy, worth 862 trillion Jutterin Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 170,750 Jutterin Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Gunar Liepiņs's stash", "Gunar Liepiņs got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, and government expenses are beyond compare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jutterland's national animal is the Eurasian Black Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Jutterism.

Jutterland is ranked 57,866th in the world and 116th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 785.0998100358 days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,815thTop
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Most Patriotic: 3,403rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,188thMost Armed: 4,239thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,383rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,071stMost Corrupt Governments: 8,808thLargest Black Market: 10,447thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,004thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 15,780thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,194thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,724thMost Developed: 18,862ndLargest Governments: 19,578thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,100thLowest Crime Rates: 20,736thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,791stHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,833rdMost Authoritarian: 24,640thMost Efficient Economies: 27,512thLargest Mining Sector: 28,879thLongest Average Lifespans: 29,140th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 12th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionMost Patriotic: 25th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Black Market: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 33rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 42nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 61st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 62nd in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 72nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 85th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 87th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 90th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 106th in the regionMost Stationary: 116th in the regionMost Conservative: 120th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 132nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jutterland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Jutterland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Jutterland, government expenses are beyond compare.
  • : Following new legislation in Jutterland, "Gunar Liepiņs got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom.
  • : Following new legislation in Jutterland, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Gunar Liepiņs's stash".
  • : Following new legislation in Jutterland, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts.
  • : Following new legislation in Jutterland, it is said that a Jutterin woman's work is never done.
  • : Jutterland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified.
  • : Jutterland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Jutterland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and Longest Average Lifespans.

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