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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,303rdMost Influential: 7,526thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,017th
The United States of
Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population868 million

CapitalCidade de Bambi


The United States of Jurubeba is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic population of 868 million Jurubebans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cidade de Bambi. The average income tax rate is 44.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Jurubeban economy, worth 94.1 trillion neots a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 108,449 neots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious education is a new government priority, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and going on a diet invalidates your passport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jurubeba's national animal is the bambi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jurubeba is ranked 22,746th in the world and 719th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 57.3 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,303rdMost Influential: 7,526thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,017thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,095thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,303rdTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 13,161stLargest Publishing Industry: 13,392ndMost Inclusive: 13,903rdHighest Poor Incomes: 15,065thHighest Food Quality: 18,230thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,459thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,565thSmartest Citizens: 22,746thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,860thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,431stLargest Welfare Programs: 23,440thHealthiest Citizens: 24,577thHighest Drug Use: 25,972nd
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 198th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 276th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 379th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 449th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 469th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 505th in the regionMost Inclusive: 511th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 565th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 607th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 631st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 680th in the regionMost Influential: 687th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 718th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 719th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 738th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 740th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 748th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 752nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 763rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 829th in the regionMost Cultured: 882nd in the regionMost Developed: 939th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 944th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 954th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 986th in the region

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