The Republic of Juneau City is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.392 billion Juneau Cityians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The strong Juneau Cityian economy, worth 97.6 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 40,784 aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 262,859 per year while the poor average 2,556, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Juneau City's national animal is the bovina, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Juneau City is ranked 311,569^th in the world and 3^rd in Juneau for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 376.03 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.