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Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 473rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 689thNicest Citizens: 759th
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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July beetles

Population3.819 billion

CapitalYggdrasil
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithAthyism

CurrencyGolden Candy Cane
AnimalLeprechaun

The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of July beetles is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, triple-decker prams, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.819 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Julyian economy, worth 775 trillion Golden Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 202,978 Golden Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being Santa Claus has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, cremation is compulsory for the deceased, and 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. July beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

July beetles is ranked 259,261st in the world and 73rd in World of Beetles for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -18 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 473rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 689thNicest Citizens: 759thMost Pacifist: 790thLargest Welfare Programs: 802ndSafest: 820thMost Inclusive: 970thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,036thMost Secular: 1,591stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,669thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,713thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,716thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,765thHighest Food Quality: 1,853rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,889thBest Weather: 1,995thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,003rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,095thLargest Governments: 2,113thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,144thHealthiest Citizens: 2,350thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,455thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,530thLowest Crime Rates: 2,587thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,610thTop
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Most Developed: 2,831stSmartest Citizens: 3,713thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,823rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,829thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,177thMost Cultured: 4,206thMost Efficient Economies: 4,273rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,563rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,019thHighest Average Incomes: 7,158thMost Income Equality: 7,249thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,265thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,912thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 23,544th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in July beetles, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive.
  • : Following new legislation in July beetles, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • : Following new legislation in July beetles, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges.
  • : Following new legislation in July beetles, being Santa Claus has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.
  • : Following new legislation in July beetles, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375.
  • : Following new legislation in July beetles, one of the most popular models in July beetles has a scarred face and one working eye.
  • : Following new legislation in July beetles, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere.
  • : Following new legislation in July beetles, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Yggdrasil Times is sold out.
  • : Following new legislation in July beetles, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
  • : Following new legislation in July beetles, libraries are bulldozed to make way for internet cafés.

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