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Things don't tend to turn out well for me. Jughead Jones
Most Secular: 1,486thLargest Retail Industry: 1,903rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,982nd
The Unfortunate Circumstances of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Enforcer
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Jughead Jones

Population5.965 billion

CapitalSouthside
LeaderJughead Jones
FaithPop Tate-ism

CurrencyDollar
AnimalSerpent

The Unfortunate Circumstances of Jughead Jones is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jughead Jones with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, aversion to nipples, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.965 billion Southsiders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Southside. The average income tax rate is 80.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Southsider economy, worth 874 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Retail, Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 146,670 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Faking deafness is the only way to guarantee a holiday in the nation, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, aeroplanes have been converted into housing units after all air travel was outlawed, and the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jughead Jones's national animal is the Serpent, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pop Tate-ism.

Jughead Jones is ranked 117,916th in the world and 8th in Riverdale for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,058.64 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Most Secular: 1,486thLargest Retail Industry: 1,903rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,982ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,000thTop
5%
Largest Black Market: 3,988thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,947thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,034thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,236thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,664thFattest Citizens: 5,878thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,020thMost Efficient Economies: 9,131stTop
10%
Largest Publishing Industry: 13,445thMost Cultured: 13,528thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,967thLargest Mining Sector: 14,390thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,466thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,871stHighest Average Incomes: 16,187thLargest Governments: 17,228thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,959thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,117thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,861stMost Inclusive: 24,924thHighest Economic Output: 25,223rdMost Developed: 25,744th
Top
10%
Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jughead Jones was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Jughead Jones was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Jughead Jones, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire.
  • : Following new legislation in Jughead Jones, aeroplanes have been converted into housing units after all air travel was outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Jughead Jones, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril.
  • : Following new legislation in Jughead Jones, faking deafness is the only way to guarantee a holiday in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Jughead Jones, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Jughead Jones.
  • : Jughead Jones was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector and the Top 10% for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Jughead Jones was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Jughead Jones was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector and Most Extensive Public Healthcare.

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