The Monotheistic Religion of Judaism is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.321 billion Jews are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 73.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Jewish economy, worth a remarkable 2,259 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 157,800 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Judaism after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Judaism's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Judaism.

Judaism is ranked 21,263^rd in the world and 3^rd in Israel for Lowest Crime Rates, with 88.68 law-abiding acts per hour.