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Nobody loves war. Even fewer love getting conquered. Matthew R Hermanson
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,777thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,346thNicest Citizens: 6,584th
The Armed Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Influence
Hermit
Vice-Delegate
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Juansonia

Population1.748 billion

CapitalProsperidad
LeaderMatthew R Hermanson

CurrencyPeso
AnimalReindeer

The Armed Republic of Juansonia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Matthew R Hermanson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.748 billion Juansonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prosperidad. The average income tax rate is 80.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Juansonian economy, worth 216 trillion Pesos a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,884 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods, many aides in Matthew R Hermanson's office are known to be serial jaywalkers, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, and elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Juansonia's national animal is the Reindeer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Juansonia is ranked 298,994th in the world and 1st in Aurovia Nuclear Treaty Organization for Fattest Citizens, with 4.51 Obesity Rate.

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5%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,777thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,346thNicest Citizens: 6,584thSafest: 7,675thHealthiest Citizens: 7,887thMost Inclusive: 7,892ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,352ndHighest Food Quality: 9,460thSmartest Citizens: 10,012thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,715thBest Weather: 10,814thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,945thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,744thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,749thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,137thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,345thMost Developed: 12,508thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,550thLowest Crime Rates: 13,016thLeast Corrupt Governments: 13,514thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,040thMost Secular: 14,998thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 15,513thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,719thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,222ndLargest Welfare Programs: 16,249thMost Cultured: 16,354thLargest Governments: 17,139thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,705thMost Income Equality: 20,871stMost Pacifist: 21,702ndHighest Average Incomes: 27,047thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 27,663rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 29,560th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Juansonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Addiction".
  • : Following new legislation in Juansonia, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • : Juansonia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Witchcraft and Sorcery".
  • : Juansonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Juansonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Drug Decriminalization Act"".
  • : Juansonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Drug Decriminalization Act"".
  • : Juansonia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Sophisticated Investors Protocol".
  • : Following new legislation in Juansonia, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.
  • : Following new legislation in Juansonia, many aides in Matthew R Hermanson's office are known to be serial jaywalkers.
  • : Following new legislation in Juansonia, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods.

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