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Nobody loves war. Even fewer love getting conquered. Matthew R Hermanson
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,233rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,330thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,844th
The Armed Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Influence
Dominator
Governor / Catboy Maid with a Rifle
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Juansonia

Population4.501 billion

CapitalProsperidad
LeaderMatthew R Hermanson

CurrencyPeso
AnimalPlacehol deer

The Armed Republic of Juansonia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Matthew R Hermanson with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.501 billion Juansonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prosperidad. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Juansonian economy, worth 629 trillion Pesos a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,814 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, trains and passengers alike are often late, school uniforms are compulsory, and nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Juansonia's national animal is the Placehol deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Juansonia is ranked 15,227th in the world and 1st in just doing this for the banner for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.84 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,233rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,330thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,844thNicest Citizens: 5,268thSafest: 5,930thMost Inclusive: 6,171stHealthiest Citizens: 6,642ndMost Developed: 7,105thHighest Food Quality: 7,405thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,449thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,543rdSmartest Citizens: 7,949thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,288thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,629thBest Weather: 9,257thLowest Crime Rates: 9,715thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,857thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,086thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,311thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,737thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,803rdLargest Governments: 12,167thMost Cultured: 12,321stMost Secular: 12,962ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,416thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,459thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,607thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,323rdMost Pacifist: 14,993rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,227thHighest Average Incomes: 26,317thMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,431st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Juansonia, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply.
  • : Following new legislation in Juansonia, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Juansonia, trains and passengers alike are often late.
  • : Following new legislation in Juansonia, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found.
  • : Juansonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Juansonia, sections of the police receive paramilitary training.
  • : Following new legislation in Juansonia, public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Juansonia, Juansonian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Matthew R Hermanson.
  • : Following new legislation in Juansonia, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'.
  • : Following new legislation in Juansonia, this summer's chart-toppers sound almost the same as last year's.

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