The Armed Republic of Juansonia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Matthew R Hermanson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.748 billion Juansonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prosperidad. The average income tax rate is 80.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Juansonian economy, worth 216 trillion Pesos a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,884 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods, many aides in Matthew R Hermanson's office are known to be serial jaywalkers, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, and elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Juansonia's national animal is the Reindeer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Juansonia is ranked 298,994^th in the world and 1^st in Aurovia Nuclear Treaty Organization for Fattest Citizens, with 4.51 Obesity Rate.