The State is a Magnificent Father God Emperor Fauci
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 383rdMost Influential: 668thMost Secular: 669th
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Jovian Knights

Population5.727 billion

LeaderGod Emperor Fauci

CurrencyHealth Bar

The Commonwealth of Jovian Knights is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by God Emperor Fauci with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.727 billion Jovians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lindas. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Jovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,059 trillion Health Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 184,962 Health Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, children dream of becoming physicians and physicists, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, and shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jovian Knights's national animal is the Taiga, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Jovian Knights is ranked 2,088th in the world and 121st in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 97.55 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 383rdMost Influential: 668thMost Secular: 669thMost Pacifist: 1,656thSafest: 1,748thLowest Crime Rates: 1,851stTop
Most Developed: 2,088thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,117thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,156thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,210thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,337thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,463rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,562ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,612thLargest Governments: 2,668thBest Weather: 2,735thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,739thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,777thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,856thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,099thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,441stHealthiest Citizens: 3,459thMost Inclusive: 3,644thSmartest Citizens: 3,785thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,984thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,177thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,732ndMost Subsidized Industry: 5,542ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,770thNicest Citizens: 6,737thMost Efficient Economies: 7,103rdHighest Average Incomes: 7,794thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,947thTop
Highest Economic Output: 15,858thMost Cultured: 17,811thMost Authoritarian: 19,851stMost Income Equality: 20,052nd
Most Secular: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 92nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 92nd in the regionTop
Safest: 97th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 102nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 103rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 104th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 105th in the regionMost Pacifist: 109th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 109th in the regionMost Developed: 121st in the regionLargest Governments: 128th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 144th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 148th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 152nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 153rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 159th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 174th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 174th in the regionBest Weather: 175th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 195th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 204th in the regionMost Influential: 234th in the regionMost Inclusive: 247th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 247th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 273rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 274th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 302nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 339th in the regionNicest Citizens: 371st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 376th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 376th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 497th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 499th in the regionMost Cultured: 865th in the regionLargest Populations: 904th in the region

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