The Federation of Jourlandia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 509 million Jourlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Linguinia. The average income tax rate is 59.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Jourlandian economy, worth 20.8 trillion collars a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,798 collars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, engaged partners detail their fiancés' private lives in detail to prurient bureaucrats, snitches get riches, and the nation sends criminals home to think about what they did. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jourlandia's national animal is the merle poodle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jourlandia is ranked 58,725^th in the world and 703^rd in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,837.98 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.