The Republic of Jostin is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, digital currency, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 534 million Jostinians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jostinapolis. The average income tax rate is 29.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Jostinian economy, worth 49.8 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,182 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious education is a new government priority, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", and bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jostin's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Jostin is ranked 233,563^rd in the world and 11,403^rd in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 278.71 pounds of wildlife per square mile.