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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,060thMost Influential: 6,036thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,031st
The Republic of
Left-Leaning College State
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Jostin

Population534 million

CapitalJostinapolis

Currencydollar
AnimalWolf

The Republic of Jostin is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, digital currency, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 534 million Jostinians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jostinapolis. The average income tax rate is 29.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Jostinian economy, worth 49.8 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,182 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious education is a new government priority, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", and bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jostin's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Jostin is ranked 233,563rd in the world and 11,403rd in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 278.71 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,060thMost Influential: 6,036thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,031stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,105thTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 14,023rdNicest Citizens: 16,373rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,753rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,502ndMost Inclusive: 18,583rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,696thMost Secular: 23,517thMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,389thHighest Poor Incomes: 25,586thMost Cheerful Citizens: 25,752nd
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Least Corrupt Governments: 256th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 383rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 504th in the regionNicest Citizens: 589th in the regionMost Influential: 603rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 603rd in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 649th in the regionMost Inclusive: 682nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 726th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 749th in the regionMost Secular: 779th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 790th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 820th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 836th in the regionMost Developed: 890th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 892nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 945th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 949th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 958th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 966th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,000th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1,010th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1,033rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,055th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,087th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,092nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1,121st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,156th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,232nd in the regionSafest: 1,243rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jostin, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
  • : Following new legislation in Jostin, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies".
  • : Following new legislation in Jostin, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
  • : Following new legislation in Jostin, religious education is a new government priority.
  • : Following new legislation in Jostin, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags.
  • : Following new legislation in Jostin, the government has announced its plans to construct a giant weaponised robot-cat.
  • : Following new legislation in Jostin, saying "don't do anything that Leader wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
  • : Following new legislation in Jostin, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
  • : Jostin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Jostin, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.

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