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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,441stMost Influential: 7,705thMost Armed: 8,359th
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Joonan Valtakunta

Population1.214 billion

CapitalThe Gold City
LeaderJoona Veijalainen

CurrencyGold Bar

The Republic of Joonan Valtakunta is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Joona Veijalainen with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.214 billion Joonan Valtakunnans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Gold City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.5%.

The Joonan Valtakuntan economy, worth 78.9 trillion Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,960 Gold Bars, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys, and a major religion has been named as Joonan Valtakunta's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joonan Valtakunta's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Joonan Valtakunta is ranked 97,709th in the world and 3,790th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,722.21 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,441stMost Influential: 7,705thMost Armed: 8,359thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,570thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21,103rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25,253rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 25,926thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 26,393rd
Most Armed: 150th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 441st in the regionMost Influential: 489th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 506th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 605th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 670th in the regionMost Devout: 696th in the regionMost Average: 724th in the regionMost Patriotic: 800th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 862nd in the region

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