The United Federation of Joodey is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 8.978 billion Joods enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yxburg. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Joodish economy, worth 634 trillion Jeeds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,640 Jeeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, re-education centers are being added to most prisons, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", and there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joodey's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Joodey is ranked 174,543^rd in the world and 8,592^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -5.06 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.