The United Federation of Joodey is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, national health service, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.301 billion Joods enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yxburg. The average income tax rate is 86.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Joodish economy, worth a remarkable 1,032 trillion Jeeds a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 77,640 Jeeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national security service are a bunch of crooks, group hugs break out during floor votes, puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash, and straitjackets are a common religious garb. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joodey's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Joodey is ranked 246,405^th in the world and 10,629^th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -11.91 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.