The Kamelefante of Jonewestia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 19.792 billion Jonewestians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jonewestia. The average income tax rate is 63.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Jonewestian economy, worth 805 trillion loves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 40,685 loves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life, the government is phasing in welfare programmes to tackle poverty, euthanasia is legal, and major internet servers have acquired citizenship. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jonewestia's national animal is the corgi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jonewestafarian.

Jonewestia is ranked 188,564^th in the world and 109^th in Karma for Most Avoided, scoring 1.79 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.