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Peace, God and Freedom Jon
Most Cheerful Citizens: 129thMost Cultured: 213thMost Devout: 276th
The United States of
Moralistic Democracy
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Jon4de

Population25.646 billion

CapitalNew York
LeaderJon
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyDollar
AnimalCaribou

The United States of Jon4de is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Jon with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 25.646 billion Jon4deans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Jon4dean economy, worth a remarkable 6,252 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Retail. Average income is an amazing 243,806 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 713,292 per year while the poor average 65,769, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

Former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work, guns don't kill people — heroes do, short is not always sweet, and men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly. Crime is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Jon4de's national animal is the Caribou, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Jon4de is ranked 141,816th in the world and 2,991st in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 197.2657070832 days.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 129thMost Cultured: 213thMost Devout: 276thHealthiest Citizens: 519thLongest Average Lifespans: 970thHighest Food Quality: 1,114thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,130thMost Efficient Economies: 1,275thNicest Citizens: 1,391stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,616thRudest Citizens: 1,864thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,193rdHighest Economic Output: 2,234thMost Pacifist: 2,429thTop
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Most Developed: 3,566thBest Weather: 3,597thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,804thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,336thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,367thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,214thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,548thHighest Average Incomes: 5,780thSmartest Citizens: 5,847thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,105thLargest Retail Industry: 7,233rdLargest Populations: 7,310thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,994thLargest Governments: 10,221stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,276thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,718thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,116thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,406thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,152ndLowest Crime Rates: 25,677thMost Corrupt Governments: 25,741st
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 22nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 30th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 35th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 35th in the regionNicest Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 41st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 66th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 69th in the regionRudest Citizens: 83rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 99th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 109th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 145th in the regionBest Weather: 157th in the regionMost Developed: 164th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 239th in the regionLargest Populations: 276th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 295th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 297th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 302nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 326th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 341st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 376th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 394th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 599th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 602nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 623rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 718th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 820th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 934th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jon4de's influence in Lazarus rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Jon4de was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Jon4de was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Jon4de was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Jon4de's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Jon4de was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Jon4de was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Jon4de was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies, Most Survivors, and Most Dead.
  • : Jon4de's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Jon4de was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.

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