Population | 25.646 billion |
Capital | New York |
Leader | Jon |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Caribou |
The United States of Jon4de is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Jon with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 25.646 billion Jon4deans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Jon4dean economy, worth a remarkable 6,252 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Retail. Average income is an amazing 243,806 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 713,292 per year while the poor average 65,769, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.
Former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work, guns don't kill people heroes do, short is not always sweet, and men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly. Crime is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Jon4de's national animal is the Caribou, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Jon4de is ranked 141,816th in the world and 2,991st in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 197.2657070832 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Jon4de's influence in Lazarus rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Jon4de was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Jon4de was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Jon4de was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Jon4de's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Jon4de was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Jon4de was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Jon4de was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies, Most Survivors, and Most Dead.
- : Jon4de's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Jon4de was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.