The People's Republic of Johnne Green is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.672 billion Johnne Greenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hanksville. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Johnne Greenian economy, worth 345 trillion Johnnes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 73,916 Johnnes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, and there's a bright dawn ahead for Johnne Green. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Johnne Green's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Johnne Green is ranked 33,543^rd in the world and 478^th in 10000 Islands for Healthiest Citizens, with 7.56 bananas ingested per day.