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Highest Drug Use: 1,798thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,169thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,200th
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Johnne Green

Population404 million



The People's Republic of Johnne Green is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 404 million Johnne Greenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hanksville. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Johnne Greenian economy, worth 28.5 trillion Johnnes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is 70,629 Johnnes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, and economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Johnne Green's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Johnne Green is ranked 132,499th in the world and 1,437th in 10000 Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 485.14 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Highest Drug Use: 1,798thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,169thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,200thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,987thMost Influential: 6,385thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,299thMost Income Equality: 9,108thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,424thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 10,511thNicest Citizens: 11,208thMost Inclusive: 11,267thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12,517thMost Pacifist: 13,173rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,949thMost Cultured: 15,234thMost Politically Free: 16,693rdMost Rebellious Youth: 17,003rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 17,292ndMost Advanced Public Education: 17,486thMost Extreme: 18,482ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19,830thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,993rd
Highest Drug Use: 9th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 30th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 41st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 50th in the regionMost Income Equality: 68th in the regionMost Politically Free: 70th in the regionMost Extreme: 76th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 101st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 122nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 130th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 197th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 206th in the region

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