The College of John Paul the Great Catholic University is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 811 million John Paulers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Public Transport, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Escondido. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.5%.

The strong John Pauler economy, worth 42.9 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is 52,846 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 305,307 per year while the poor average 4,364, a ratio of 70.0 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, and John Paul the Great Catholic University has designated Escondido as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. John Paul the Great Catholic University's national animal is the pelican, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

John Paul the Great Catholic University is ranked 155,663^rd in the world and 112^th in California Colleges and Universities for Highest Average Incomes, with 52,846.9 Standard Monetary Units.