The Republic of John Lynch is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its burgeoning fox population. The hard-working population of 3.212 billion John Lynchians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 18.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The John Lynchian economy, worth 153 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 47,911 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, surveillance cameras are banned, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. John Lynch's national animal is the fox.

John Lynch is ranked 103,304^th in the world and 1,200^th in Suspicious for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,683.05 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.