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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,212thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,350thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,878th
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Jofff

Population12.256 billion

CapitalNew Jofff City

Currencybuckaroo
Animalrabid frog

The Republic of Jofff is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 12.256 billion Jofffians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Jofff City. The average income tax rate is 35.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Jofffian economy, worth a remarkable 1,786 trillion buckaroos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 145,774 buckaroos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Leader's bedroom, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Jofffian restaurants, and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime is totally unknown. Jofff's national animal is the rabid frog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Jofff is ranked 24,956th in the world and 261st in Balder for Most Stationary, with 1,465.8844090556 days.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,212thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,350thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,878thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,426thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,876thFattest Citizens: 5,004thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,634thLargest Retail Industry: 8,416thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,623rdLargest Mining Sector: 11,124thSmartest Citizens: 13,053rdHighest Economic Output: 14,405thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,601stTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 15,060thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,080thMost Secular: 15,636thNicest Citizens: 17,198thSafest: 17,214thMost Inclusive: 17,320thMost Influential: 18,842ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,042ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,417thMost Developed: 22,987thHighest Average Incomes: 23,853rdMost Advanced Public Education: 24,137thMost Stationary: 24,956thHighest Food Quality: 27,857th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 74th in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 116th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 116th in the regionRudest Citizens: 148th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 197th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 243rd in the regionMost Influential: 255th in the regionMost Stationary: 261st in the regionFattest Citizens: 278th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 357th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 379th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 453rd in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 528th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 690th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 753rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 789th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 862nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 865th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 866th in the regionMost Secular: 892nd in the regionSafest: 936th in the regionNicest Citizens: 954th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 976th in the regionMost Inclusive: 990th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jofff, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Jofff, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Jofffian restaurants.
  • : Following new legislation in Jofff, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Leader's bedroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Jofff, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
  • : Following new legislation in Jofff, Jofffians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
  • : Following new legislation in Jofff, parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Jofff, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
  • : Jofff was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Jofff was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Jofff, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.

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