Population | 12.256 billion |
Capital | New Jofff City |
Currency | buckaroo |
Animal | rabid frog |
The Republic of Jofff is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 12.256 billion Jofffians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Jofff City. The average income tax rate is 35.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Jofffian economy, worth a remarkable 1,786 trillion buckaroos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 145,774 buckaroos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
Government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Leader's bedroom, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Jofffian restaurants, and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime is totally unknown. Jofff's national animal is the rabid frog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Jofff is ranked 24,956th in the world and 261st in Balder for Most Stationary, with 1,465.8844090556 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Jofff, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
- : Following new legislation in Jofff, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Jofffian restaurants.
- : Following new legislation in Jofff, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Leader's bedroom.
- : Following new legislation in Jofff, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
- : Following new legislation in Jofff, Jofffians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
- : Following new legislation in Jofff, parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills.
- : Following new legislation in Jofff, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
- : Jofff was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Jofff was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Jofff, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.