Live like Joey.
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 665th Most Influential: 2,325th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,390th
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Population574 million



The Kingdom of JoeyTyrant is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 574 million JoeyTyrantians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of GodJoey. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.0%.

The thriving JoeyTyrantian economy, worth 48.5 trillion JoeyBits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 84,508 JoeyBits, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, where there's a will there is usually a password manager, and JoeyTyrant has designated GodJoey as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JoeyTyrant's national animal is the JoeyDog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

JoeyTyrant is ranked 53,869th in the world and 2,755th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 3,178.66 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 665thTop
Most Influential: 2,325thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,390thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 8,741stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,205thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,335thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,684thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,190th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 195th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 344th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 392nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 441st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 490th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 602nd in the regionMost Avoided: 653rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 682nd in the regionMost Influential: 777th in the regionFattest Citizens: 831st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 864th in the region

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