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Fear is a powerful tool. Tiny Tim
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,394thMost Secular: 1,687thLargest Mining Sector: 3,007th
The Militant Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Founder / WA Delegate
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Unheard Of
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Frightening
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Unheard Of

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Joergenland

Population955 million

CapitalGrenadia
LeaderTiny Tim

Currencyjoergen
Animalbeach chicken

The Militant Dictatorship of Joergenland is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Tiny Tim with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 955 million joergenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grenadia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Joergenlandian economy, worth 146 trillion joergens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 153,906 joergens, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 718,350 per year while the poor average 19,738, a ratio of 36.4 to 1.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, the nation's water should not be ingested while operating heavy machinery, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, and proletariat workers identify less with the hammer and sickle and more with the touchscreen and phone charger. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joergenland's national animal is the beach chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Joergenland is ranked 166,564th in the world and 1st in Totalitaria for Most Stationary, with 5.15737864372 Days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,394thMost Secular: 1,687thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 3,007thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,848thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,915thMost Avoided: 4,185thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,554thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,714thLargest Retail Industry: 4,997thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,593rdMost Corrupt Governments: 6,792ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,372ndTop
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Largest Black Market: 9,878thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,561stHighest Average Incomes: 12,342ndMost Conservative: 12,521stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,799thMost Authoritarian: 14,128thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,241stLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,899th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Joergenland, proletariat workers identify less with the hammer and sickle and more with the touchscreen and phone charger.
  • : Joergenland lodged a message on the Totalitaria Regional Message Board.
  • : Joergenland proposed constructing embassies between Totalitaria and The Straw Hat Pirates.
  • : Joergenland granted posting privileges on the Totalitaria Regional Message Board to Officers with Communications authority in embassy regions.
  • : Joergenland proposed constructing embassies between Totalitaria and Lenins Backyard.
  • : Joergenland approved the World Assembly proposal "Protection of spacecraft and cosmonauts act".
  • : Following new legislation in Joergenland, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • : Joergenland lodged a message on the Totalitaria Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Joergenland, the nation's water should not be ingested while operating heavy machinery.
  • : Following new legislation in Joergenland, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.

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