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Fear is a powerful tool. Tiny Tim
Most Secular: 1,071stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,170thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,077th
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Iron Fist Consumerists
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Enforcer
Founder
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Joergenland

Population1.764 billion

CapitalGrenadia
LeaderTiny Tim
FaithAtheism

Currencycredit
Animalhawk

The Private of Joergenland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Tiny Tim with an iron fist, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.764 billion Joergenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grenadia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Joergenlandian economy, worth 355 trillion credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 201,812 credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 859,953 per year while the poor average 30,455, a ratio of 28.2 to 1.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to, veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain, and seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joergenland's national animal is the hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Atheism.

Joergenland is ranked 102,793rd in the world and 5th in Totalitaria for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,565.02 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Secular: 1,071stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,170thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,077thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,139thLargest Mining Sector: 2,292ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,573rdMost Avoided: 2,796thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,826thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,830thLargest Retail Industry: 3,066thFattest Citizens: 3,859thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,570thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,049thLargest Black Market: 6,094thHighest Average Incomes: 6,142ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,613thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,023rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,123rdTop
10%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,225thMost Efficient Economies: 14,798thLargest Governments: 15,678thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,844thMost Conservative: 17,768thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,018thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,619th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Joergenland's influence in Totalitaria rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
  • : Joergenland's influence in Totalitaria rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Joergenland's influence in Totalitaria rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
  • : Joergenland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Joergenland's influence in Totalitaria rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Joergenland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and the Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Joergenland's influence in Totalitaria rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Joergenland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and the Top 10% for Highest Unexpected Death Rate and Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Joergenland, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
  • : Following new legislation in Joergenland, veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain.

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