The Assembly and People of Joergen is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Queen Lidija with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.472 billion Joergens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Defense, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marektown. The average income tax rate is 55.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Joergenian economy, worth 496 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 76,698 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Marektown's playgrounds, carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, and the freedom to be free is always just out of reach. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joergen's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Joergen is ranked 246,950^th in the world and 321^st in The Free Nations Region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -12.22 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.