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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,194thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12,134thLeast Corrupt Governments: 14,567th
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Joe Exotic

Population7.557 billion

CapitalTiger Creek
LeaderJoseph Maldonado
FaithBig Cat worship


The Wild Kingdom of Joe Exotic is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Joseph Maldonado with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.557 billion Joes live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tiger Creek. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The thriving Exotic economy, worth 471 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 62,422 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 220,956 per year while the poor average 12,733, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned, Joe Exotic has designated Tiger Creek as its capital city, Joseph Maldonado has just been declared ruler of Joe Exotic in an international press conference, and Big Cat worship has been named as Joe Exotic's national religion. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Joe Exotic's national animal is the tiger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Big Cat worship.

Joe Exotic is ranked 154,934th in the world and 27th in The Sasquatch Republic for Most Stationary, with 54.38620130392 days.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,194thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12,134thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 14,567thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,241stLargest Retail Industry: 24,468th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the region

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