Thou shalt know no fear
Most Influential: 176thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 406thLargest Insurance Industry: 681st
The Shadow Cult of
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Population14.577 billion

LeaderHSM Agustín I


The Shadow Cult of Jocospor is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by HSM Agustín I with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.577 billion Jocospites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vocryae. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Jocospite economy, worth a remarkable 2,988 trillion Flamas a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 204,992 Flamas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 753,517 per year while the poor average 39,434, a ratio of 19.1 to 1.

Military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', and hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jocospor's national animal is the Finch, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Moderatism.

Jocospor is ranked 42,012th in the world and 36th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 5,201.91 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 176thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 406thLargest Insurance Industry: 681stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,061stLargest Black Market: 1,160thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,610thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,926thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,578thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,215thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,919thLargest Mining Sector: 5,674thHighest Economic Output: 5,840thHighest Average Incomes: 6,983rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,147thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,296thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,297thLowest Crime Rates: 8,610thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,261stLargest Governments: 9,483rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,494thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,410thMost Patriotic: 10,992ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,139thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,061stTop
Most Secular: 13,570thMost Efficient Economies: 13,689thMost Developed: 15,109thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,362ndMost Stationary: 16,550thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,670thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,464thLargest Populations: 21,080thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,242ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,007th
Most Influential: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 14th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 16th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 21st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 23rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 26th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 27th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 28th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28th in the region

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