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By The People For The People
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,163rdMost Influential: 15,456thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,323rd
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Joacistan

Population164 million

Currencykronor
Animalparrot

The Empire of Joacistan is a very large, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical population of 164 million Joacistanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 47.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Joacistanian economy, worth 10.7 trillion kronors a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,546 kronors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

It takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead, and candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joacistan's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Joacistan is ranked 93,344th in the world and 3,094th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 33.61 quips per hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,163rdTop
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Most Influential: 15,456thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,323rdNicest Citizens: 17,347thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,936thMost Inclusive: 24,899th
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 597th in the regionNicest Citizens: 633rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 701st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 750th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 824th in the regionMost Inclusive: 900th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 972nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 981st in the regionMost Influential: 1,003rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Joacistan, candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals.
  • : Following new legislation in Joacistan, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead.
  • : Joacistan was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Sapoe.
  • : Following new legislation in Joacistan, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point.
  • : Joacistan was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Joacistan, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
  • : Following new legislation in Joacistan, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers.
  • : Following new legislation in Joacistan, prison visits increase substantially during election years.
  • : Joacistan was endorsed by The Cayon Democratic Republic of Altnavia.
  • : Following new legislation in Joacistan, Joacistanian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact.

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