Enjoy life and freedom, but serve the country. JP Valenzuela
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 852ndMost Influential: 1,615thRudest Citizens: 2,251st
The Federal Republic of
Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population958 million

LeaderJP Valenzuela


The Federal Republic of JMingozela is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by JP Valenzuela with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 958 million JMingozelans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valenzuela. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.5%.

The frighteningly efficient JMingozelan economy, worth 124 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 129,627 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 407,779 per year while the poor average 31,529, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.

It's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury, and too many hyper-intelligent chefs can spoil the allegorical broth. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. JMingozela's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

JMingozela is ranked 114,891st in the world and 6,131st in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.41 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 852ndMost Influential: 1,615thTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,251stLargest Retail Industry: 3,447thFattest Citizens: 6,655thMost Secular: 8,641stHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,068thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,244thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 11,015thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,947thMost Efficient Economies: 14,251stLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,651stHighest Average Incomes: 18,887thHighest Drug Use: 20,328th
Rudest Citizens: 139th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 166th in the regionFattest Citizens: 254th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 369th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 394th in the regionMost Secular: 464th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 467th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 557th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 631st in the regionMost Influential: 635th in the regionNudest: 645th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 712th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 738th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 769th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 877th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 906th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in JMingozela, too many hyper-intelligent chefs can spoil the allegorical broth.
  • : JMingozela voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Military Identification Tag Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in JMingozela, tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury.
  • : Following new legislation in JMingozela, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track.
  • : Following new legislation in JMingozela, it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets.
  • : Following new legislation in JMingozela, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
  • : Following new legislation in JMingozela, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • : JMingozela was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in JMingozela, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels.
  • : Following new legislation in JMingozela, grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 207 » Shibutani, El Fiji Grande, Yaorozu, The Rhein States, Pallaith, Prydania, Yokciq Empire, Frances Francis the First of France, Praeceps, Ethnon, Omnistria, Empy, Woodsend, Pazair, Loutsland, Territorio di Nessuno, McMasterdonia, The New Communist Republic Of States, Hyphen, Sundred, Sunto, Loli County, Dar es Saalam, Corfad, Joodey, Hamerica, North Bratislava, Great Bights Mum, Interdimensional Zone, Guer Aike, Orado, Daiz, Palgo, Wilkshire, Napnomadia, Amauri, Dabarastan, Wineclaw, Siwale, Koda-Land, Marmiedon, Sil Dorsett, Zumlandia, United Kahndaq, Malta Comino Gozo, Selfgradatude, Abject Ludicrosity, Notyoutopia, Fascist Democracy, The Iron Lions, and 157 others.Revolutionary Sealand, Cobleck Weleis, Universal State Formula, Serendipita Martia, Zyvetskistaahn, New Biryukova, Texas States, Choistan, Ravendi, Xagill, BrightFutures, Keventle, Seenvorland, Castle Federation, Noahs Second Country, Valhalla123, Dreadton, Vincone Cae, Fendlium, Shadowrik, Wit Noreis, Merconitonitopia, The Stratosphere Islands, Glurponia, MiaryBhalzhack, The Tampa Bay Rays, The Endless Eventide, New Jamgra, Lendara, Holy Oranz, PotatoFarmers, Valentine Z, Vivanco, Wisconsota, 1 very fast endotarter, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Gnomewatchers, Maott, Votak Matim, Newpromisedland, Tachycardia, KhalChicken, The World Capitalist Confederation, Olofin, Xyrron, Runeda, Disunited Earth, Steampunk Ariel, Velon, Eri-Maqa-Ena, SherpDaWerp in TNP, The Lancerian Empire, Clan Spaniel, Methor, Prevaland, Ihese, Diodone, Crader, Plangainer, The Galactic Triumvirate, Xentherida, East Akra, Nisastria, The Windmilluminati, Kranostav, Warsaw-Halicz, SORT, Antiyard, Lazadonil, Freyford, Avastate, Nistriabar, New Lakemba, New Octicarg, Kulgatha, Westinor, McDonaldsland, Supreme Leader Hadrian, The Reorganized Arctic Territories, Varola, Conservative State of Poland, Unshleepd, Nova Arcania, Irishvan, Kobagia, Schnuftelland, Zecit, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Kasazzastan, Solskjar, Fizban, Californian Redwood, Mon Civia, Zeternia, Astronomical, The Serdey Islands, Fauzjhia, Greater Pittsburgh, Mesopotama, PortvgaI, Frostcell, Sikol, Saperisole, Iztocna Slavija, Hoglands, Jellies Island, Zokk, Zzozona, Plutayah, Confederacy of Antarctica, Termathe, Borsukia, Libertania Democratica, Former English Colony, I Like Killing people, The Calabash Protectorate, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Kocherian, Asoc lon, Maynilan, Ihsan, Yalgora, Seanat, Solcius, Victorian Atlantis, Simone Republic, Brucklania, U S Eh, Lionia, Arbor Marshes, Fayyayid, Arichia, Eywaan, Yellops, Nouvelle-Floride, Highton Islands, Damsmel, The New Cordian Empire, Unimaginable Doom, Innocentic, Animu Place, Madjack, Eschatosia, Kragsgale, Xipher, Pokemanland, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Principia Mathematica, Ultra777, Buckhem, WeKnow, Eastern Cous Empria, Andexia, and Moubarakistan.

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