Population | 16.276 billion |
Currency | Gold |
Animal | Elephant |
The Jk of JK is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.276 billion Jokes are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient JKian economy, worth a remarkable 2,224 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 136,666 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
JK City University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel, death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary", the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', and reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JK's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
JK is ranked 124,495th in the world and 18,291st in Chicken overlords for Most Extreme, scoring 21.07 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.
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- : JK was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors and Most Dead.
- : JK was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Empire of The Pact of Terra, killing 218 million zombies.
- : JK was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Empire of The Pact of Terra, killing 918 million zombies.
- : JK was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Empire of The Pact of Terra, killing 494 million zombies.
- : JK was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Empire of The Pact of Terra, killing 1,141 million zombies.
- : JK was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Empire of The Pact of Terra, killing 793 million zombies.
- : JK was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Empire of The Pact of Terra, killing 706 million zombies.
- : JK was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Empire of The Pact of Terra, killing 808 million zombies.
- : JK was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Empire of The Pact of Terra, killing 1,402 million zombies.
- : JK was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Empire of The Pact of Terra, killing 1,340 million zombies.