The Colours of Jhriszshia is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, avowedly heterosexual populace, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.442 billion Jhriszshians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Jhriszshian economy, worth a remarkable 2,575 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 305,045 Evil Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, and ill and injured visitors in Jhriszshia have to walk it off until they return home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jhriszshia's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jhriszshia is ranked 327,330^th in the world and 8^th in Worlds of Colors for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 28.85 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.