The Freezing Fauzjhian Province of Jhlacezria is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Audray Freezing-Water with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, rampant corporate plagiarism, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.286 billion Jhlacezrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waterzia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Jhlacezrian economy, worth a remarkable 4,206 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 372,705 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, and survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport. Crime is totally unknown. Jhlacezria's national animal is the Freezing Ice Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.

Jhlacezria is ranked 992^nd in the world and 40^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 171.22 law-abiding acts per hour.