Population | 8.042 billion |
Capital | Goldy |
Leader | Aurore Darklight |
Faith | Cult of Books |
Currency | Goldstone |
Animal | Turtle |
The Precious Gemnation of Jhaulzbhia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Aurore Darklight with a fair hand, and notable for its lack of airports, avant-garde cinema, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.042 billion Jhaulzbhians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goldy. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Jhaulzbhian economy, worth a remarkable 2,481 trillion Goldstones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 308,558 Goldstones, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, and Aurore Darklight always arrives fashionably late and smelling of mushrooms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jhaulzbhia's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cult of Books.
Jhaulzbhia is ranked 29,534th in the world and 50th in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Most Stationary, with 1,368.710755969 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Jhaulzbhia, Aurore Darklight always arrives fashionably late and smelling of mushrooms.
- : Following new legislation in Jhaulzbhia, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
- : Following new legislation in Jhaulzbhia, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps.
- : Following new legislation in Jhaulzbhia, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties.
- : Following new legislation in Jhaulzbhia, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
- : Following new legislation in Jhaulzbhia, refugees from other nations are flocking to Jhaulzbhia's border.
- : Following new legislation in Jhaulzbhia, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
- : Following new legislation in Jhaulzbhia, demand for gourmet white truffles is on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in Jhaulzbhia, the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned.
- : Following new legislation in Jhaulzbhia, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects.