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Garnets are the most precious gemstones
Most Inclusive: 206thMost Compassionate Citizens: 216thNicest Citizens: 239th
The Precious Gemnation of
Left-wing Utopia
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Jharznelhe

Population6.785 billion

CapitalGarnitia
LeaderGabriella Darklight
FaithCult of Books

CurrencyGarnet
AnimalParrot

The Precious Gemnation of Jharznelhe is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Gabriella Darklight with a fair hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.785 billion Jharznelheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garnitia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Jharznelhean economy, worth a remarkable 1,960 trillion Garnets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 288,884 Garnets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages, saying "don't do anything that Gabriella Darklight wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, and patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Jharznelhe" at foreigners. Crime is totally unknown. Jharznelhe's national animal is the Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cult of Books.

Jharznelhe is ranked 261,777th in the world and 47th in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -31.81 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Most Inclusive: 206thMost Compassionate Citizens: 216thNicest Citizens: 239thMost Pacifist: 305thHighest Food Quality: 415thHighest Average Tax Rates: 540thMost Developed: 598thLargest Governments: 620thLargest Welfare Programs: 631stLongest Average Lifespans: 657thMost Rebellious Youth: 670thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 674thBest Weather: 690thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 707thMost Beautiful Environments: 725thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 725thHighest Poor Incomes: 764thHealthiest Citizens: 771stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 813thMost Efficient Economies: 814thMost Cheerful Citizens: 879thLargest Publishing Industry: 907thSafest: 938thMost Cultured: 1,079thSmartest Citizens: 1,175thMost Secular: 1,180thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,318thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,414thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,489thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,684thRudest Citizens: 1,818thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,302ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,405thHighest Average Incomes: 2,587thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,635thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,838thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,044thHighest Economic Output: 9,907thTop
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Most Income Equality: 14,695thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,497thMost Influential: 25,067thMost Politically Free: 26,092nd
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionTop
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Safest: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jharznelhe, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Jharznelhe" at foreigners.
  • : Following new legislation in Jharznelhe, saying "don't do anything that Gabriella Darklight wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
  • : Following new legislation in Jharznelhe, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages.
  • : Following new legislation in Jharznelhe, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Jharznelhe, the well-to-do in Jeinnhezslhaunia are never on time for important appointments.
  • : Following new legislation in Jharznelhe, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Jharznelhe, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
  • : Following new legislation in Jharznelhe, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
  • : Following new legislation in Jharznelhe, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Jharznelhe, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.

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