The Unified Provinces of Jezabelstien is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Irene with an iron fist, and remarkable for its fear of technology, compulsory military service, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.106 billion Jezabelstienians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hall of Irene. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Jezabelstienian economy, worth a remarkable 4,725 trillion Ivials a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 293,416 Ivials, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and the military will start wars with other nations on a lark. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jezabelstien's national animal is the Jezabel Rock Lizard, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Church of Irene.

Jezabelstien is ranked 47,237^th in the world and 19^th in Northern Utopia for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,890.96 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.