The Unified Provinces of Jezabelstien is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Irene with an iron fist, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, fear of technology, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.831 billion Jezabelstienians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hall of Irene. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Jezabelstienian economy, worth a remarkable 4,078 trillion Ivials a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 275,016 Ivials, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Jezabelstien at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list, and rocket scientists spend more time designing slide shows than launching rockets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jezabelstien's national animal is the Jezabel Rock Lizard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Church of Irene.

Jezabelstien is ranked 199,487^th in the world and 89^th in Northern Utopia for Most Politically Free, scoring 2.43 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.