NATION

PASSWORD

Praise Irene.
Lowest Crime Rates: 212thMost Developed: 273rdLongest Average Lifespans: 308th
The Unified Provinces of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Jezabelstien

Population14.831 billion

CapitalHall of Irene
LeaderIrene
Faiththe Church of Irene

CurrencyIvial
AnimalJezabel Rock Lizard

The Unified Provinces of Jezabelstien is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Irene with an iron fist, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, fear of technology, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.831 billion Jezabelstienians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hall of Irene. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Jezabelstienian economy, worth a remarkable 4,078 trillion Ivials a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 275,016 Ivials, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Jezabelstien at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list, and rocket scientists spend more time designing slide shows than launching rockets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jezabelstien's national animal is the Jezabel Rock Lizard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Church of Irene.

Jezabelstien is ranked 199,487th in the world and 89th in Northern Utopia for Most Politically Free, scoring 2.43 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 212thMost Developed: 273rdLongest Average Lifespans: 308thHealthiest Citizens: 373rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 458thLargest Governments: 491stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 541stHighest Poor Incomes: 551stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 558thMost Corrupt Governments: 742ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 804thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 883rdBest Weather: 983rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,242ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,314thSmartest Citizens: 1,446thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,711thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,754thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,031stTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,135thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,339thHighest Average Incomes: 2,575thHighest Economic Output: 2,592ndMost Inclusive: 2,656thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,752ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,738thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,254thMost Authoritarian: 7,729thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,903rdMost Income Equality: 9,964thTop
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Most Secular: 11,317thLargest Populations: 14,010thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,391stMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,659thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,499th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jezabelstien, rocket scientists spend more time designing slide shows than launching rockets.
  • : Following new legislation in Jezabelstien, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Jezabelstien at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list.
  • : Jezabelstien was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Jezabelstien, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom.
  • : Following new legislation in Jezabelstien, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Jezabelstien, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Jezabelstien, Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead.
  • : Following new legislation in Jezabelstien, religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Jezabelstien, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime.
  • : Following new legislation in Jezabelstien, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive.

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