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Praise Irene.
Lowest Crime Rates: 187thMost Developed: 228thLongest Average Lifespans: 251st
The Unified Provinces of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Jezabelstien

Population16.106 billion

CapitalHall of Irene
LeaderIrene
Faiththe Church of Irene

CurrencyIvial
AnimalJezabel Rock Lizard

The Unified Provinces of Jezabelstien is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Irene with an iron fist, and remarkable for its fear of technology, compulsory military service, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.106 billion Jezabelstienians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hall of Irene. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Jezabelstienian economy, worth a remarkable 4,725 trillion Ivials a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 293,416 Ivials, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and the military will start wars with other nations on a lark. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jezabelstien's national animal is the Jezabel Rock Lizard, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Church of Irene.

Jezabelstien is ranked 47,237th in the world and 19th in Northern Utopia for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,890.96 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 187thMost Developed: 228thLongest Average Lifespans: 251stHealthiest Citizens: 300thHighest Average Tax Rates: 378thLargest Governments: 400thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 482ndHighest Poor Incomes: 510thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 549thMost Corrupt Governments: 643rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 691stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 841stBest Weather: 876thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,045thSmartest Citizens: 1,133rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,170thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,454thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,761stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,038thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,052ndHighest Economic Output: 2,228thMost Inclusive: 2,245thHighest Average Incomes: 2,249thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,273rdTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,629thMost Efficient Economies: 6,826thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,145thMost Authoritarian: 8,147thMost Secular: 9,205thMost Income Equality: 10,422ndMost Subsidized Industry: 10,561stLargest Publishing Industry: 11,375thTop
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Largest Populations: 13,657thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,834thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,671stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,519thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,521st
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Most Developed: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jezabelstien, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark.
  • : Following new legislation in Jezabelstien, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • : Jezabelstien lodged a message on the Northern Utopia Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Jezabelstien, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
  • : Following new legislation in Jezabelstien, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • : Following new legislation in Jezabelstien, citizens who don't follow the Church of Irene are closely monitored for signs of self-harm.
  • : Following new legislation in Jezabelstien, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
  • : Following new legislation in Jezabelstien, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom.
  • : Following new legislation in Jezabelstien, one complaint of Jezabelstien's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium.
  • : Following new legislation in Jezabelstien, military spending is on the increase.

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