Vivat Respublica Bob Cornyn
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 871stMost Influential: 1,571stSafest: 2,662nd
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Population2.377 billion

LeaderBob Cornyn


The Golden of Jesters is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Bob Cornyn with a fair hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.377 billion Jesterians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zroid. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Jestersian economy, worth 361 trillion Rincs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,128 Rincs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, and pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jesters's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Jesters is ranked 162,091st in the world and 6,866th in The North Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 412.33 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 871stMost Influential: 1,571stTop
Safest: 2,662ndMost Pacifist: 2,815thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,634thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,775thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,786thHealthiest Citizens: 4,077thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,136thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,254thNicest Citizens: 4,309thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,544thLowest Crime Rates: 4,933rdBest Weather: 5,020thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,218thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,618thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,840thMost Developed: 5,866thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,873rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,998thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,040thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,139thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,200thLargest Governments: 6,296thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,505thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,716thMost Inclusive: 7,918thHighest Food Quality: 8,105thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,488thSmartest Citizens: 8,559thMost Efficient Economies: 9,564thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,373rdMost Cultured: 12,476thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,437thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,658thHighest Average Incomes: 15,010thMost Income Equality: 18,406thMost Secular: 23,640thLargest Publishing Industry: 24,829thMost Patriotic: 24,978th
Safest: 135th in the regionMost Pacifist: 161st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 176th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 185th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 196th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 213th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 226th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 232nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 238th in the regionNicest Citizens: 246th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 252nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 256th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 262nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 265th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 269th in the regionBest Weather: 288th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 303rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 311th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 320th in the regionLargest Governments: 336th in the regionMost Developed: 347th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 355th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 403rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 409th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 460th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 468th in the regionMost Inclusive: 468th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 471st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 472nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 473rd in the regionMost Influential: 497th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 566th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 572nd in the regionMost Cultured: 637th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 676th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 698th in the regionMost Patriotic: 862nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 884th in the regionMost Secular: 1,110th in the region

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