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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,269thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,585thMost Patriotic: 1,914th
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Jerilla

Population5.771 billion

CapitalJ
LeaderJ

CurrencyNerd
AnimalUnicorn

The J of J of Jerilla is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by J with an even hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, enslaved workforce, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.771 billion Jerillans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of J. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jerillan economy, worth a remarkable 1,381 trillion Nerds a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 239,342 Nerds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, and political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jerilla's national animal is the Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Jerilla is ranked 45,190th in the world and 54th in Nerdlandia for Most Stationary, with 971.74421836108 days.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,269thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,585thMost Patriotic: 1,914thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,224thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,903rdTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,317thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,369thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,393rdLargest Mining Sector: 4,427thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,440thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,158thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,704thHighest Average Incomes: 6,098thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,502ndMost Advanced Public Education: 9,515thLowest Crime Rates: 9,602ndMost Efficient Economies: 12,088thHealthiest Citizens: 12,935thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,625thLargest Governments: 13,794thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,900thTop
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Most Developed: 15,502ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,525thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,875thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,294thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,755thHighest Economic Output: 19,770thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,029thMost Devout: 20,246thMost Influential: 28,153rd
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Longest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 20th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionMost Developed: 21st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 26th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 27th in the regionMost Average: 28th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 28th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jerilla, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster.
  • : Jerilla was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Jerilla, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Jerilla, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society.
  • : Jerilla was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Jerilla, the nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Jerilla, rumor has it that J has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Following new legislation in Jerilla, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent.
  • : Following new legislation in Jerilla, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case.
  • : Following new legislation in Jerilla, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news.

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