Population | 5.771 billion |
Capital | J |
Leader | J |
Currency | Nerd |
Animal | Unicorn |
The J of J of Jerilla is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by J with an even hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, enslaved workforce, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.771 billion Jerillans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of J. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Jerillan economy, worth a remarkable 1,381 trillion Nerds a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 239,342 Nerds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, and political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jerilla's national animal is the Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Jerilla is ranked 45,190th in the world and 54th in Nerdlandia for Most Stationary, with 971.74421836108 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Jerilla, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster.
- : Jerilla was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Jerilla, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Jerilla, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society.
- : Jerilla was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Jerilla, the nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents.
- : Following new legislation in Jerilla, rumor has it that J has won three lotteries in a row.
- : Following new legislation in Jerilla, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent.
- : Following new legislation in Jerilla, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case.
- : Following new legislation in Jerilla, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news.