Long Live the Fighters and the Peacemakers!
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,362ndMost Influential: 4,421stMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,823rd
The Federal Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.274 billion

LeaderWlanst K Lregjrek

Animalred-eyed tree frog

The Federal Republic of Jaznhujkel is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Wlanst K Lregjrek with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.274 billion Jaznhujkelians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kerjgerl. The average income tax rate is 68.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Jaznhujkelian economy, worth 106 trillion jakls a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,804 jakls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms, and love is in the air. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jaznhujkel's national animal is the red-eyed tree frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jaznhujkel is ranked 244,274th in the world and 11,912th in the South Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.02 crimes per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,362ndMost Influential: 4,421stMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,823rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,942ndHealthiest Citizens: 12,847thNicest Citizens: 13,006thTop
Best Weather: 13,720thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,829thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,496thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,635thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,638thHighest Food Quality: 19,257thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,303rdMost Cultured: 20,562ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23,481stMost Beautiful Environments: 23,484thMost Inclusive: 23,550thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,844thSafest: 25,279thMost Advanced Public Education: 26,456thLowest Crime Rates: 26,990th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 270th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 393rd in the regionBest Weather: 449th in the regionNicest Citizens: 470th in the regionMost Influential: 505th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 517th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 538th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 540th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 546th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 547th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 561st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 618th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 639th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 675th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 698th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 732nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 741st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 755th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 765th in the regionMost Inclusive: 864th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 868th in the regionSafest: 960th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 964th in the regionLargest Governments: 987th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,017th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,022nd in the regionMost Developed: 1,034th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,044th in the regionMost Pacifist: 1,129th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,259th in the region

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