The Republic of Jazklartan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.746 billion Jazklartanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 87.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Jazklartanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,073 trillion florins a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,942 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Jazklartanian satellites can detect it, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, Jazklartan's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants. Crime is totally unknown. Jazklartan's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jazklartan is ranked 258,939^th in the world and 12,305^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -167.6 on the Hayek Index.