NATION

PASSWORD

Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you.
Nudest: 54thHighest Drug Use: 244thLargest Publishing Industry: 276th
The Radioactive Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Influence
Apprentice
Praetor
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Jasque

Population36.364 billion

CapitalChernobyl
LeaderCitizen Amaneus Lachance

CurrencyBecquerel
AnimalGreen Glowing Owl

The Radioactive Republic of Jasque is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Citizen Amaneus Lachance with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 36.364 billion Jasqueans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chernobyl. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Jasquean economy, worth a remarkable 9,267 trillion Becquerels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 254,857 Becquerels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, to say that military robots are inclined towards violence is offensive, and sales of trenchcoats are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Jasque's national animal is the Green Glowing Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Jasque is ranked 139,704th in the world and 4th in The New Meritocracy for Most Stationary, with 211.03200382832 days.

Top
1%
Nudest: 54thHighest Drug Use: 244thLargest Publishing Industry: 276thHighest Crime Rates: 349thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 448thMost Armed: 534thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 544thLargest Gambling Industry: 723rdMost Rebellious Youth: 738thMost Avoided: 768thLargest Mining Sector: 818thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 827thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 830thFattest Citizens: 946thHighest Disposable Incomes: 964thHighest Economic Output: 1,005thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,182ndSmartest Citizens: 1,862ndLargest Populations: 2,233rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,277thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,535thMost Cultured: 2,682ndRudest Citizens: 2,882ndTop
5%
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,994thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,122ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,462ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,667thHighest Average Incomes: 5,020thLargest Retail Industry: 6,314thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,675thMost Efficient Economies: 6,994thLargest Black Market: 8,514thMost Inclusive: 10,712thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,503rdHighest Food Quality: 12,448thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,823rdTop
10%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19,450thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,665thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29,037th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jasque was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Jasque was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Jasque was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Jasque altered its national flag.
  • : Jasque's influence in The New Meritocracy rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Jasque was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Jasque was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Jasque was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Jasque was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Jasque was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.

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