The Holy Imperial Republic of Jasonovia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Jason with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.728 billion Jasonovians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jasonovia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Jasonovian economy, worth a remarkable 6,191 trillion Rapgüks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 330,574 Rapgüks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass, big game hunters travel to Jasonovia to try their hand at shark-shooting, employers are never quite sure if graduates' qualifications have any merit or meaning, and nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jasonovia's national animal is the Bicephalous Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Jasonovia is ranked 1,480^th in the world and 3^rd in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 22,652 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.