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Most Influential: 167thMost Cheerful Citizens: 467thNicest Citizens: 492nd
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Jasminlandia

Population3.954 billion

CapitalRegineville
LeaderAnne Bellerose
FaithLoveism

CurrencyCredit
AnimalUnicorn

The Red Queendom of Jasminlandia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Anne Bellerose with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 3.954 billion Jasminlandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Regineville. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Jasminlandian economy, worth 857 trillion Credits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 216,925 Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 807,736 per year while the poor average 40,890, a ratio of 19.8 to 1.

The constant playing of Merry Birthday on Jasminlandian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Regineville River, annual tax returns take at least two years to complete, and armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough. Crime is totally unknown. Jasminlandia's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Loveism.

Jasminlandia is ranked 199,892nd in the world and 1st in Jasmin for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -9.38 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Influential: 167thMost Cheerful Citizens: 467thNicest Citizens: 492ndBest Weather: 506thMost Compassionate Citizens: 547thMost Valuable International Artwork: 725thMost Pacifist: 808thMost Inclusive: 1,042ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,044thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,265thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,289thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,343rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,656thLargest Retail Industry: 1,703rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,712thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,460thLargest Governments: 2,738thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,792ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,813thMost Developed: 2,877thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,103rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,158thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,670thSmartest Citizens: 3,699thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,888thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,928thSafest: 4,227thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,461stHighest Average Incomes: 5,093rdLargest Publishing Industry: 5,098thLowest Crime Rates: 5,444thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,886thMost Cultured: 7,952ndNudest: 10,187thTop
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Most Secular: 14,018thHighest Economic Output: 19,672nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jasminlandia, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough.
  • : Following new legislation in Jasminlandia, annual tax returns take at least two years to complete.
  • : Following new legislation in Jasminlandia, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Regineville River.
  • : Following new legislation in Jasminlandia, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Jasminlandian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity.
  • : Following new legislation in Jasminlandia, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Jasminlandia, citizens who use the word "Violet" incorrectly find their WhoTube content taken down.
  • : Following new legislation in Jasminlandia, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Jasminlandia, movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety.
  • : Following new legislation in Jasminlandia, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step.
  • : Following new legislation in Jasminlandia, nobody knows why the caged Unicorn sings.

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