NATION

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Most Secular: 2,148thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,702ndMost Influential: 5,725th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Jarmia

Population565 million

CapitalGreat mavasca

CurrencyBarlac
AnimalJarmini eagle

The Republic of Jarmia is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, avant-garde cinema, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 565 million Jarminis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great mavasca. The average income tax rate is 48.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jarmian economy, worth 67.7 trillion Barlacs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,842 Barlacs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Pro-democracy regime change has been avoided, diminutive Jarmian generals are feared for their aggressiveness, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, and everyone apparently sends Leader hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jarmia's national animal is the Jarmini eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Jarmia is ranked 29,791st in the world and 396th in Europe for Most Developed, scoring 74.28 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Secular: 2,148thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,702ndMost Influential: 5,725thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,745thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,334thHealthiest Citizens: 11,035thLowest Crime Rates: 14,359thLargest Retail Industry: 14,898thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,302ndBest Weather: 15,339thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,941stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,792ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,005thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,267thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,391st
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Most Secular: 37th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 57th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 87th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jarmia, everyone apparently sends Leader hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child.
  • : Following new legislation in Jarmia, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
  • : Jarmia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Jarmia, diminutive Jarmian generals are feared for their aggressiveness.
  • : Following new legislation in Jarmia, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Jarmia, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets.
  • : Following new legislation in Jarmia, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Barlac charge on their phone bill.
  • : Following new legislation in Jarmia, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Leader's desk.
  • : Jarmia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector and Most Corrupt Governments and the Top 10% for Largest Publishing Industry and Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Jarmia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Access to Abortion".

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