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Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 371stMost Compassionate Citizens: 686thMost Pacifist: 738th
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Apprentice
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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January beetles

Population3.848 billion

CapitalYggdrasil
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithAthyism

CurrencyGolden Candy Cane
AnimalLeprechaun

The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of January beetles is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, daily referendums, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.848 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Januarian economy, worth 769 trillion Golden Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 200,089 Golden Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The state believes that nature-oriented summer camps will somehow solve youth crime, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", the justice of January beetles is considered superior to that of other nations, and pregnant women get a lot of evil glares from fellow passengers when leaving the country. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. January beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

January beetles is ranked 3,842nd in the world and 82nd in World of Beetles for Smartest Citizens, with 144.08 quips per hour.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 371stMost Compassionate Citizens: 686thMost Pacifist: 738thNicest Citizens: 801stMost Inclusive: 877thSafest: 1,007thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,035thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,087thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,290thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,558thHighest Food Quality: 1,618thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,630thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,719thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,119thLargest Governments: 2,173rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,184thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,266thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,479thBest Weather: 2,488thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,531stHealthiest Citizens: 2,671stTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,788thMost Developed: 2,879thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,936thMost Cultured: 3,210thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,266thMost Secular: 3,292ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,372ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,689thSmartest Citizens: 3,842ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,900thMost Efficient Economies: 3,916thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,511thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,822ndMost Income Equality: 7,257thHighest Average Incomes: 7,473rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,011thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,005thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 19,297th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionMost Average: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in January beetles, pregnant women get a lot of evil glares from fellow passengers when leaving the country.
  • : Following new legislation in January beetles, the justice of January beetles is considered superior to that of other nations.
  • : Following new legislation in January beetles, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
  • : Following new legislation in January beetles, the state believes that nature-oriented summer camps will somehow solve youth crime.
  • : Following new legislation in January beetles, Januarian royals love to remind their siblings who was adopted first.
  • : Following new legislation in January beetles, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations.
  • : Following new legislation in January beetles, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
  • : Following new legislation in January beetles, January beetles is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in January beetles, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • : Following new legislation in January beetles, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.

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