Population | 9.776 billion |
Currency | guilder |
Animal | wolf |
The People's Imperial Republic of Jair Tizu is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 9.776 billion Jair Tizuans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 17.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Jair Tizuan economy, worth 726 trillion guilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,325 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
The contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Jair Tizu, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, and pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jair Tizu's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Jair Tizu is ranked 199,866th in the world and 6th in Keep of Darkness XL for Most Stationary, with 47.45071268708 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Jair Tizu's influence in Keep of Darkness XL fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
- : Jair Tizu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Jair Tizu's influence in Keep of Darkness XL rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : Jair Tizu's influence in Keep of Darkness XL fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
- : Jair Tizu renamed the office held by The Armed People's Republic of Trazilonia from "Vice-Delegate" to "the people are armed" in Keep of Darkness XL.
- : Jair Tizu appointed The Armed People's Republic of Trazilonia as Vice-Delegate with authority over Appearance, Border Control, Communications, Embassies, and Polls in Keep of Darkness XL.
- : Jair Tizu's influence in Keep of Darkness XL fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
- : Jair Tizu's influence in Keep of Darkness XL rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Jair Tizu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Jair Tizu renamed the office held by The Kingdom of Netronia from "Vice-Delegate" to "Tribune of the Plebs" in Keep of Darkness XL.