The Sultanate of Jaded Grammarians is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Sultan Nahwi Shah with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 1.893 billion Grammarians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Bunpou. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Grammarin economy, worth 253 trillion Grammarin wordias a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,769 Grammarin wordias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Purported secret military bases are dismissed by Sultan Nahwi Shah to be highly-advanced toilet factories, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Sultan Nahwi Shah to meetings with foreign heads of state, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, and asking what someone does for a living is considered a faux pax for being potentially jobist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jaded Grammarians's national animal is the barn owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Arethajes.

Jaded Grammarians is ranked 236,367^th in the world and 9,941^st in The North Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -8.12 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.